Ducks are Mean

I sat on a park bench by the river on a sunny, beautiful day. I had two days off and couldn’t think of anything to do. I sat there and the day began to slip by. Then I started to think of things I should do and this made me worry and I started to feel anxious.

A duck walked by from my left and stopped in front of me, “You’re a moron,” it said and continued on to the river and jumped in.